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    Compression-related humor

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    Meanwhile at the office of the competition:

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    If diamond is zip then what is cmix? Some fullerite?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shelwien View Post
    If diamond is zip then what is cmix? Some fullerite?
    Or PAQ...

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    I am going to attempt this...

    What did the dinosaur say while it was being compressed?

    RAR.

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    1 What is a programmer? A translator from one language to another.
    What is a designer? A person that creates.
    So what is a programmer that tries to create a better file compression like?
    =A translator that want to change profession to be the next best selling author like Steven King.

    2 What you probably should not say when you failed to pack a file?
    =Fudge, I failed to pack it

    3 watch out for your phrases if you ask another if they can squeeze your dongle.

    4 A programmer was asked what are you doing and they say concentrating on how to un concentrate something. The othee say easy have a few beers.
    5 So the drunk programmer went and bought un-concentrated orange juice to sat on the carton, and a person asks why are they sitting on it. They say to concentrate it obviously.

    6 When you ask another to compress lemon juice for you and then wonder if it can be decompressed then maybe its time to take a break.

    7 Don't be impressed if someone compresses a file for you 99% the file size since they will say it cant be decompressed since you didnt also ask for that too.

    8 A judge told your lawyer to zip it and you misunderstand and says no RAR and you are filed under contempt for growling at the judge.

    9 A programmer says he was looking for new ways of packing files all day and another says you must be tiered from lifting so many files.

    10 You friend wants forgiveness from you and send you a gift in a 7 zip file. You un-compress the file, and their is another compressed file and after 7th file its still compressed with a new name saying Matthew 18:21-22.
    Can you guess how many files you have left to un-compress?

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